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Karina Smirnoff is Cautious

Fame Images says that reigning ‘Dancing With The Stars’ champion (and former Playboy model) Karina Smirnoff took a break from her DanceFIT-KS Hawaiian tour, though I have no idea what the hell that means. Point being, she went paddle boarding. But only after taking lessons. And good for her. Those paddle boards are like a loaded gun. I thought I could do it without lessons and was only out there for a few minutes before starting a huge fire. It was a classic lesson in hubris.

Leilani Dowding Bikini Pictures

I think I speak for all of us when I say that some women just seem to belong in bikinis, Leilani Dowding is one of those women. Here she walking along the beach all by herself in her sexy little bikini. Poor thing, all alone like that, she needs a sickly pale blogger walking by her side. Obviously I’d wear a long sleeve shirt, my skin hasn’t seen the sun in quite some time, but it will still be fun. Call me.

Olivia Wilde’s Covert Cleavage Drop

For years I’ve had my doubts about Olivia Wilde’s hotness sustainability, one minute she’s gorgeous the next she’s weird looking, but I’m beginning to think she’s the real deal. Here she is out for a stroll with her dude wearing what I originally thought was the kind of thing Amish women wear while working the fields. That is until I looked a little closer and saw her perky little breasts making an appearance. She fooled me, I almost walked right by these pictures. Well played. I highly doubt the Amish show this much cleavage.

AnnaLynne McCord Provides A Window Unto Her Boobtastic on the Set of 90210

Everything we know about women's fashion can be summed up in one simple thought: less is definitely much more. So, we try desperately here to stay away from couture analysis of the sexy celebrities we cover. But, ever now and then, a little bit of wardrobe comes along that demands some guy-respect; such is the case with the dress donned by the slender-sextastic AnnaLynne McCord on the set of 90210. I'm not sure who the designer is that came up with the brilliant plan of cutting a wide swath of material right where the heart (of the hotness) lies, but, absolutely the right move, in our humble fashion opinion

Miley Cyrus’ Fit Bikini Body Candids

Miley Cyrus was spotted showing offer her awesomely fit teen body in Hawaii. These bikini candids are probably the best of Miley so far. Her abs simply rock, and her sexy long legs don’t even need high heels to look amazing. Friendly advice: the sunglasses are horrifying, remove the asap. I know you’re into Mary Jane, but still your not a hippie.

Heather Graham’s Red Hot Cleavage

I honestly believe that Heather Graham is getting better with age, she’s like a fine wine with breasts, every time I see her she’s wearing some sort of tight dress or sexy outfit and looking gorgeous. Here she is dropping some decent cleavage, decent Heather Graham cleavage that is, on the red carpet for something. If she’s like a fine wine, I’d like to enjoy her with a delicious steak. Tasty.

Sofia Vergara At The Emmys

The 63rd Annual Emmy Awards were a Modern Family party last night, so here's Sofia Vergara in this dress. As long as she doesn't speak or look like she might speak, she's probably the hottest woman on television right now.

Elisabetta Canalis Is Absolutely Ripped

Obviously Elisabetta Canalis was already in pretty good shape before she started up with this whole Dancing With The Stars crap, she was on the Clooney payroll for a few years after all, but now that she’s doing the show she’s getting even tighter. Here she is showing off her amazing abs while taking a break from rehearsal. Impressive. You could break a broomstick across those things and she probably wouldn’t feel it.

Gisele is a Menace

From the San Francisco Chronicle: "Gisele Bundchen, supermodel and wife of New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, was stopped for speeding over the weekend and given a verbal warning by a Massachusetts state trooper. State police spokesman David Procopio says Bundchen was going about 70 mph in a 55 mph zone on state Route 6 in Barnstable when she was stopped Saturday. Procopio says two children were in the Cadillac SUV, properly fastened in car seats. The trooper reminded Bundchen that the speed limit on Route 6 is 55, and let her go on her way." Of course the cop let her go -- she's a world famous supermodel. She could have had body parts strewn around the inside of the car and this dude still would have just given her a warning.

Rihanna Hits The Beach In Her Bikini

Last night I wrote a post about Rihanna showing off her ass on stage during a tour of South America and I wished that there were some shots of her wearing one of those little Brazilian bikinis on the beach somewhere. I wished for it, I visualized it and here it is. Fine, she’s not wearing a tiny Brazilian bikini, but it’s close enough for me. The chick is hot and looks great lounging with her annoyingly large entourage. Now I need to write a post about how I’d like Rihanna to invite me to an all expenses paid trip to meet her on some South American beach somewhere.

Kelly Brook Will Make You Smile In Places You Didn’t Even Know You Had

Kelly Brook so bewoodens us, that we even make a point of showing her off in her clothes. Like in the Giles Deacon Fashion Awards over the weekend, where a bunch of hooey was talked about a bunch of stuff I know nothing about, by people I don't care much for, but for the beacon of sextastic known as Kelly Brook. From the darkness to the hotness.

Anna Faris is Awesome

Anna Faris attended the LA premiere of What’s Your Number last night, which makes sense because she’s the star of it. As well she should be because she’s fantastic. I have no idea how but she’s still underrated as a comedic actress. Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston are put in comedies yet all those dummies do is read words off a page. They add nothing. It’s literally nothing more than a joke was written down, and now they’re gonna say it out loud. Every Cameron Diaz movie could be made a billion times better if they simply cut to shots of the script during her scenes and let me read her part myself.

Minka Kelly’s Late Night Hotness

As you may or may not know by now, some morons thought it would be a good to remake Charlie’s Angels for like the fifteenth time or so, but this time using some hot young tail. Again. How many times do we have to go through this garbage? Anyhow, Here’s Minka Kelly outside the Letterman studios yesterday giving us a little preview of the hotness we can expect this season. Obviously the show’s going to be terrible, but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to Tivo the crap and watch Minka’s scenes in slow motion with the sound off. Maybe I’ll crack open a box of wine, put on some Michael Bolton tunes and make a night of it. Good times.

Emmy Rossum Shameless Bikini Booty Shots

I don’t know when the f@#k her show Shameless is supposed to be back on, actors have awesome work schedules, but if it means that Emmy Rossum is going to be hanging out in her bikini a little longer I don’t care. I wasn’t really sure if she was a hottie or not, she can make some pretty strange looking faces from time to time, but after seeing these shots of her I’m going to go with hottie. It helps that most of the pictures involve her cute butt in some way.

Nina Senicar’s Amazing Bikini Pictures

I have no clue who the hell this Nina Senicar chick is, but look at that body. I'm going to assume that she’s a model of some sort or a European TV personality who probably wears some of the tiniest outfits anyone has ever seen on television. Whoever the f@#k she is, I’m glad she decided to slip into her little bikini and hang out on what I can only assume is some rich old man’s luxury yacht. There seems to be something about multi million dollar luxury yachts that really attracts the hotties. I wonder what it could be?

Christina Hendricks Brings Out the Big Guns

I don't know how Christina Hendricks keeps those amazing funbags inside her dress top. I don't know, but I certainly do care, enough to launch a multi-hour investigation of the gravity defying laws surrounding those big balloon tops. Joining the boobtastic fantastic Christina Hendricks in red on the red carpet film premiere were Olivia Munn, having herself quite a day of ogle-worthy moments, and the tomboy-turned-ingenue-turned-girl-I'd-kill-t0-see-nekkid, Emma Roberts, the three lovelies in red making palatable, if not delectable, the showcase around a film that you'd have to threaten to pull my tongue out through my scrote before I relented to watch even the opening credits.

Maitlyn Simmons and Lian Schreuder Booty Time

Obviously I know nothing about these Maitlyn Simmons and Lian Schreuber chicks, I don’t even know how to pronounce their names, but the fact that they’re wearing little bikini bottoms, knee high socks and tight tops makes it all good. Apparently these are some shots from some sort of promotion for chips or something. Crazy. If this is how they promote chips, imagine what they do for bikinis or lingerie or bras or bananas or jell-o. Awesome.

Nina Senicar Is Just Spectacular

I posted pictures of this Nina Senicar hottie in her bikini the other day and I couldn’t believe how gorgeous she was, I was getting strange and wonderful feelings in my pants, so I had to post some more pictures of her. Here she is walking down the street in her amazingly tight little dress. She’s perfect. I don’t know what she does or who she is or what rich old man gets to man handle her on the weekend, but I think she’s awesome. I’ve got literally hundreds of dollars in my bank account… What will that get me?

Katie Aselton on the Red Carpet

Katie Aselton, better known for her role as playing Jenny on the show The League, is one of the hottest chicks on TV. Hands down. Any chick who can pretend to be into fantasy football on TV gets an extra nod in our book. Here are some photos of Katie from the premiere screening of Season 2 of The League and Season 6 of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, in Hollywood. We’re pretty excited about both shows returning! So, couple that excitement with the chance to see some Katie Aselton action and we’re instantly put into a feel good mood!

Zahia Dehar Brings Her Scandalous Boobtastic Back to America

Oh, how we love our new French hottie friend, Zahia Dehar, the now nineteen-year old, former seventeen-year old underaged Parisian call girl caught up in the Euro-soccer star scandal has been making her mark recently on U.S. soil with some various music and modeling ventures, all of which we hope is leading up to a very fun project soon with Egotastic!, because, by the looks of her sweet hot blossoming body, the time is nigh, as in now, as in, right now.

Paris Hilton Still Cruising Around in a $375K Lexus LFA!

We don't post Paris Hilton pics nearly as often as we did a few years ago, so at least give us props for that! Obviously the main focus of this post is not Paris, but her wheels---the sweet ass 552 h.p. Lexus LFA. The thing looks mean. I gotta admit, I'd rather be caught driving around in this than the $1.5 million Bugatti that Flo Rida insists on pimping to dinner each night of the week. More bang for the buck, baby!

Chloe Sims Is Busty And Beautiful

Speaking of hot busty British chicks, I know we weren’t actually talking about busty chicks, but they just always seem to be on my mind. Anyhow, now that we are talking about them, here’s Chloe Sims dropping some awesome cleavage on the red carpet somewhere. I know very little about this chick, but I like what she’s done with her fake lips and all that make up and don’t get me started on those beautiful big breasts. I think I may have just found my new internet girlfriend. Let’s have a Twitter affair.

Belen Rodriguez is One Button Away From Providing the Picture of the Day

Damn that well-sewn button! Argentinean WAG Belen Rodriguez was rocking a tight button-down shirt and showing off her long legs yesterday at a television-type event. What the event actually was for doesn’t really matter. What matters is that we get to see some sexy WAG action. The best part is the back of her shirt. Someone needs to convince her that the back of her shirt is actually the front! Get on that, fella. If anyone out there can do it, it’s you. So get on that for us, please. Check out the leggage on Ms. Rodriguez. One word: brilliant.

Gillian Zinser Bikini Pictures Bring the Savage Sexy

Gillian Zinser is a sextastic star on the rise, first coming of hot body age in 90210, now on the set of the Oliver Stone film, Savages, filming some scene in a bikini top, flashing her slender, but stellar body. I love it when a new crop of hotties comes on the scene, not to replace the old, for we lust the veterans, but to enhance the entire sexy celebrity team.

Kim Kardashian was on Vacation

Here's some pics from Kim Kardashian's recent family vacation to Bora Bora. Ah yes, I fondly remember my family vacations to the South Pacific. Anyways, that's Kim, Kim's tits, and Kim's fiance Kris Humphries lounging on a boat. In every picture I see of the guy, why does it look like Kris has absolutely no fucking clue what's going on? I'm pretty sure I could steal his wallet if I just distracted him with something shiny. "ohhhhhh, ahhhhhh."

Elisabetta Canalis’ Awesome Dancing Belly

I don’t watch Dancing With The Stars, I have testicles, but this is my favorite part of the show. The part that never airs, but involves watching some of the hot “celebrity” chicks get whipped into shape by some dude wearing very tight pants. Here’s Elisabetta Canalis showing off her amazing body in between practicing her silly dance routines. Not that she really needed to work on her body, I bet Clooney had her on a very strict workout routine… Staying fit was probably in the ‘So You Want To Date A Clooney’ contract she had to sign.

Awesome Jenny McCarthy Bikini Pictures

I though that Jenny McCarthy was just some washed up former Playboy chick looking to marry some rich old dude who’ll take care of her until she gets fat and her finds a younger model. Who knew she still looked this hot? Here she is showing off those fat breasts of hers on the beach in a nice little bikini. Awesome. I don’t know who the douche is, but I bet his bank account is much more impressive than mine. Bastard.

Bar Refaeli Flashes Hot Tummy in Continued Re-Rise to Sextastic Heights

Bar Refaeli is like a hotness rocket, that simply couldn't lift off the ground with the weight of Leo DiCaprio and all that fake relationship entails, but, once cast off, she's reaching takeoff velocity and toward epic heights of lust-inducement once more. Just looking at her taut belly flaunting about N.Y. yesterday makes me wonder why I ever considered giving up public groping as a pastime. You know, it's not just men that need a little (or more) taste of the sexy making to slap a stupid grin on their mugs. The ladies are in need of the magic tingle too. And, when it comes to Bar Refaeli special tingles, I sure would like to see it on videotape.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Red Hot Sexiness

If you’re anything like me than you’ve already fallen in love with supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley so seeing her dressed like Jessica Rabbit is just a dream come true. I’ve been waiting years to see someone bring that cartoon hottie to life and Rosie absolutely nails it. Here she is at yet another Transformers 3 premiere, how many of these stupid things do we need, showing off the hotness. I guess if I had a movie with this hottie in it, I’d have a dozen or so premieres too if she promised to show up each time. Too hot.

Irina Shayk Sextastic Photoshoot May Cause a Rampage in Your Pants

Let's be very clear, we lust anything and everything Irina Shayk. I'd bathe in the woman's used motor oil if given the chance, just knowing that it at one point lubricated her pistons. So, when we learned of her new photoshoot for the Rampage clothing line, well, we suddenly became very interested in women's fashions. Irina Shayk can make any wardrobe look hot; birthday suits being the preferred selection, but, we can certainly appreciate the uber-sexy Russian supermodel in some skimpy little things. Time to get out the credit cards.