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She's Laughing At You

I'm gonna try to say this in the nicest way possible, but if Christina Hendricks didn't look like she could breastfeed Grendel she would probably be hoping to get a call from Lane Bryant and giving head to play a dead body on CSI: Greensboro. And the last one might not work, because she's pale and has fangs. I get the feeling if she went down on me she'd bring out a bottle of hot sauce at some point.

The 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics So Far

Svetlana Malahova-Shishkina (front) of Kazakhstan and Kristina Smigun-Vaehi of Estonia collapse after competing in the Cross-Country Skiing Ladies' 10 km Free on day 4 of the 2010 Winter Olympics at Whistler Olympic Park Cross-Country Stadium on February 15, 2010 in Whistler, Canada.

Heidi Montag And Her Breasts Are Hard Workers

Heidi Montag filmed some scenes for ‘the Hills’ this morning while having breakfast in Beverly Hills, and hopefully she ate something nutritious. With her new implants, she now weighs over 400 pounds. She’s gonna need lots of energy.

Precariously Perched

A semi truck that collided with a car hung off the edge of a bridge at the Muncie Bypass and State Road 67 near Muncie, Ind., Wednesday. The Star Press reported that the car driver was seriously injured, while the truck driver was able to safely climb from the cab.

Tesla Totaled In Colossal Collision

Reader Lars H. sent this photo of a spectacular crash in Denmark involving a Tesla Roadster. He didn’t provide any details, so we can’t tell you what happened or how any of the drivers fared in the collision. If anyone’s got info, please pass it along. We’ve asked Tesla Motors if it knows anything and will update you if we hear anything. UPDATE: 7:30 p.m. Eastern: Tesla spokeswoman Rachel Konrad sent us this e-mail: This was a customer car but the customer was not driving or in the car at the time. The driver stopped at a red light behind a truck and was hit from behind by a VW Touareg driving at 80km/hour at the time of impact. The Roadster driver walked away with minor bruises.

Is Joss Whedon Seeking Geeks for Comic Con Documentary?

E! Online reports that Joss Whedon’s next project might involve getting some of his legions of fans in front of the camera. Word is that he’s teaming up with Super Size Me’s Morgan Spurlock to create a documentary about Comic Con, following some convention goers from the months leading up to it through the con itself. So what do you guys think? If the rumors are true, is this is a good idea? Will it just be Trekkies on a broader scale, or become inherently awesome because Whedon is involved? (And of course, if Whedon is involved, will some of the most beloved subjects in the documentary have to be killed off by the end?) Actually, are any of you Comic Con heavy hitters that would consider being in such a documentary? I’m assuming there will have to be at least one girl dressed in a Leia slave bikini.

Pfaff Tuning Shows Off Matte-Black R8 and Champion Motorsport Porsche Carrera

With what might be the largest Porsche dealer in Canada, Pfaff also has a tuning department, dedicated to giving more power and performance to customer’s who demand more from their car. And apparently, Pfaff also likes to deliver more style, showing off both a matte-black Audi R8, as well as a matte-black Carrera C4S. The Carrera is a special model, featuring a mild upgrade package from Champion Motorsport, a Florida-based tuner associated with the Champion race team that ran the Audi R8 race cars in North American several years back. Rather than the low-cost option of a wrap, this matte-black Porsche is actually painted. It also features a set of black Champion RF67 wheels with a nice red pinstripe.

Tasteless and Pointless Inflatables

Although the sight of an inflatable will most likely give way to fond memories of beach vacations and sexual relief, few realize that they can also serve a myriad of other purposes. They can point out nerds, exploit a tragedy, waist natural resources and terrorize your town in the form of a giant rolling turd. Next time you throw a party or go to a sporting event, dispense with the traditional beach ball and consider employing one of these 10 baffling inflatables instead.

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