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Aubrey O'Day Makes It So Easy

If you've ever wanted to taste Aubrey O'Day's creampie, you're disgusting! But in addition to being gross, you're also in luck because she now has her own milkshake over at Millions of Milkshakes in Los Angeles. Aubrey O'Day lives to pose with whipped cream like it's a dollop of man milk, so thankfully for her a place like Millions of Milkshakes exists! Aubrey followed up her computer-generated bukkake ad for Millions of Famewhores by creating a milkshake named after her. Aubrey's delicious cup of wart puss contains milky sweat from Diddy's over-moisturized nutsack, coagulated silicone from a leaky implant, two drops of red dog dye and one bottle of Hawaiian Tropic Dark Tanning Oil. One sip of it will send you into ecstasy. One sip will also send you to quarantine by order of the Department of Health, but at least you'll have one second of pleasure before that happens.

On the Spot with Kim Jong-il

The Korean Central News Agency (KCNA), North Korea's state-run (and only) news agency, sporadically releases photos of reclusive 69-year-old leader Kim Jong-il as he makes "on-the-spot" guidance visits. Kim Jong-il, continuing a practice begun by his father, Kim Il-sung, makes these visits to factories and facilities throughout the country, purportedly to offer his personal guidance. Followed by army officers, security personnel and plant managers - most carrying pencils and notepads to record the guidance of "Dear Leader" - he examines, listens, gives a talk, poses, then moves on, entourage in tow. When viewing the photos below, keep in mind that the KCNA is a state-run operation, most of the photos are undated, no photographers are credited, and independent verification of circumstances is nearly impossible. Collected here are a few recent photos released by the KCNA of Kim Jong-il giving "on-the-spot" field guidance.

Sophia Bush Bikini Pictures!

It's been a while since we've seen anything from mega-hottie Sophia Bush, and in fact, these pictures are a little old - from last June - but I haven't seen them before, and that's all that matters. What also matters is that these are some very sexy Sophia Bush bikini pictures taken on the set of One Tree Hill, a show that, mysteriously, has yet to be cancelled. Then again, when you take a look at Sophia Bush in her bikini, it's actually not that hard to figure out why it's still on the air.

Smile For The Camera... But Don't Eat It

It's the toothy grin that nightmares are made of. But despite staring into the jaws of death, this diver still had the presence of mind to take a picture. This amazing image from photographer Don Carpenter show him fending off a great white shark, pushing its snout, then putting his hand in its mouth. More astonishing photos, taken from a nearby cage, show how powerful these killers are as the 15ft, one-and-a-half ton shark nudges. The shots were taken off Guadeloupe Island, Mexico by Mr Carpenter, who spent two days diving with the female Great White. Due to local regulations, he was not allowed to scatter fish guts, known as 'chumming', or put decoys in the water to attract the predators. The group of divers were in the cages 30 feet down when the great white approached, first checking out Don's cage, where she got snapped the close-up. Great whites often use their mouths and their incredibly sensitive snouts to explore unfamiliar objects. Their reputation as ferocious predators is well-earned, yet they are not (as was once believed) indiscriminate 'eating machines'. They are ambush hunters, taking prey by surprise from below.

5-0 In A 5.0: A History Of Ford Police Vehicles

A history of Ford police cars starts as a history of police cars themselves because prior to the company's release of their first special police package there were no purpose-built squad cars offered in the United States. Going as far back as the 1919 Model T Police Truck pictured above, police departments across the country used Ford products as squad cars, adding equipment on their own, but they were rarely different from civilian models and not approached as a market. Seeing an opportunity in the rapidly expanding police fleets of the post-WWII boom, Ford made the industry's first effort at creating and marketing special black-and-whites to law enforcement with the 1950 Ford sedan, boasting better handling, ample trunk space for "bulky radio equipment," increased Stamina, and fuel efficient performance.

Ceton's Quad Cablecard Tuner For Media Center

That's right, you can now reserve your place in line to be the first to record four HD cable shows at once on your Windows 7 Media Center. The bad news is that ship date for the InfiniTV 4 is now May 31st. Ceton wasn't willing to share a specific reason for the 60 day delay, but we suspect CableLabs is to blame -- Ceton refuted this and insisted CableLabs has been very helpful, but we don't buy it. The other big news -- for those that were concerned with noise or fitment options -- is that the latest version of the PCI-E card pictured above no longer includes a fan. The InfiniTV name was the result of over 1000 submissions to Ceton's naming contest, of which Gary Petro came up with winner. But Gary isn't the only one receiving a free tuner, as two more submitters were deemed worthy.

Mercedes Builds A Car To Protect Us From Ourselves

Mercedes-Benz has been on a relentless quest to achieve hyper-safe accident-free driving since 1959, when it introduced the first car to feature energy-absorbing crumple zones. At long last, it’s getting pretty close to reaching its goal. The Experimental Safety Vehicle concept car essentially turns the entire vehicle into an airbag using novel metal panels that inflate moments before impact. The company’s first all-out attempt at building a perfectly safe car since the original ESF in 1974 is packed with technology designed to save us from ourselves. Mercedes recently opened the doors to its North American headquarters to tell us more about the car. Mercedes isn’t alone on its quest. Volvo, to name one example, wants to offer an almost injury-proof car by 2020, and Sweden’s head of traffic safety says it will be the biggest revolution in the auto industry since the seatbelt. Automakers are pouring colossal amounts of money into the campaign to increase safety, something Mercedes says is imperative.

Strange vehicles: Mattracks Powerboard

If there were prizes being handed out for the most original forms of transport, the team behind the Mattracks Powerboard would be waiting patiently in line. The Mattrax Powerboard is basically a powered snowboard. This means that you can wreck your body in an entirely new and innovative way. As if the risk of broken ankles from snowboarding wasn't enough, the guys at Mattrax decided to add a hot 200cc petrol engine between your legs, and a powerful rubber track spinning at high rpm to the bottom of the board. The mid-mounted engine allows for a top speed of 18 mph, and it can comfortably handle snow covered hills and deep powder. Steering is done just the same as on a conventional snowboard, by just shifting your body weight. The stand-on design of the Mattrax Powerboard does not require you to wear any type of special boots or bindings - meaning you can throw yourself to safety when everything starts to go a bit wrong.

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